quotes = new Array(16);
quotes[0] = "GRAVITAS, WHAT GRAVITAS?";
quotes[1] = "PUTTING A DING IN THE UNIVERSE";
quotes[2] = "VORSPRUNG DURCH KAFFEE";
quotes[3] = "DAS LEBEN DER ANDEREN";
quotes[4] = "THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT";
quotes[5] = "SURPRISINGLY GOOD FOR MORALE";
quotes[6] = "NEVER MISUNDERESTIMATED";
quotes[7] = "SO MUCH FOR SUBTLETY";
quotes[8] = "QUIETLY CONFIDENT";
quotes[9] = "A MOMENTARY LAPSE OF SANITY";
quotes[10] = "LOW GRAVITAS WARNING SIGNAL";
quotes[11] = "MOSTLY HARMLESS";
quotes[12] = "STILL HERE DREAMING";
quotes[13] = "WATSCHEN DER BLINKENLICHTEN";
quotes[14] = "ALL IN A DAY'S WORK";
quotes[15] = "SMARTER THAN THE AVERAGE BEAR";


//calculate a random index
index = Math.floor(Math.random() * quotes.length);

//display the quotation
document.write("<p>" + quotes[index] + "</p>");